I Am the Highway

I admit that I like to do surveys, but I can't bear to admit so on facebook...

The way this works is you read the question and then click next on your playlist when its on shuffle and the song title is you answer, doesn't matter how dumb it is.

1: If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Night and Day (Ella Fitzgerald)

2: How would you describe yourself?
Man or Animal (Audioslave)

3: What do you like in a guy/girl?
Funny Honey (Chicago Soundtrack)

4: How do you feel today?
Brick (Ben Folds Five)

5: What is your life's purpose?
Kiss the Girl (The Little Mermaid)

6: What is your motto?
Look What You've Done (Jet)

7: What do your friends think of you?
This Is For Real (Motion City Soundtrack)

8: What do you think of your parents?
The Pretender (Foo Fighters)

9: What do you think about very often?
Kiss Me (Six Pence None the Richer)

10: What is 2 + 2?
Africa (Toto)

11: What do you think of your best friend?
Someday You Will Be Loved (Death Cab for Cutie)

12: What do you think of the person you like?
What Do You Go Home To? (Explosions in the Sky)

13: What is your life story?
The (After) Life of the Party (Fall Out Boy)

14: What do you want to be when you grow up?
What Sarah Said (Death Cab for Cutie)

15: What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Fix You (Coldplay)

16: What will you dance to at your wedding?
Bitch (Meredith Brooks)

17: What will they play at your funeral?
I Will Buy You a New Life (Everclear)

18: What is your hobby/interest?
Cell Block Tango (Chicago Soundtrack)

19: What is your biggest secret?
You Know I'm No Good (Amy Winehouse)

20: What do you think of your friends?
Conspiracy (Paramore)

21: What will you post this as?
I Am The Highway (Audioslave)

22: What will be written on your Tombstone?
Fairweather Friend (Spitalfield)

23: What is your unofficial middle name?
Fantasy (Mariah Carey)

24: What is your college major?
Your Song (Moulin Rouge Soundtrack)

25: What is your college minor?
Soul Singer in a Session Band (Bright Eyes)

26: What is your favorite song?
Brighter Than Sunshine (Aqualung)

27: If you could say anything to Brad Pitt, what would it be?
Praise You (Fatboy Slim)

28: What is the #1 lesson your mother always taught you?
Sevillanas (Spain)

29: What do you say when someone's having a bad day?
Let's Give 'Em Something to Talk About (Bonnie Raitt)

30: How do you feel about President Obama?
Insane in the Brain (Cypress Hill)

Fishnets and Invitations

Hello Blog.

Maybe I would feel more inspired to write if I knew that people actually read...Unfortunately, I know that they do not.

I haven't written on this in a while, namely due to the fact that I have spent the last 20 or so days making all of my wedding invitations. I was well pleased with them.

I decided that sending them out was a little bit like becoming an empty nester. I spent so long creating them into what they would become and then, one day, they went out into the world to make an impact. Yes, part of them will return to me, but only part, as they have been altered by those they have encountered. Some won't even return at all, but that only accounts for the poopfaces who don't RSVP.

Tyler and I did not go to the ballroom dance. I was happy about it. I wanted to preserve the memory of the dance from sophomore year, when we showed everyone our kickin' moves. This year the lessons had a different teacher and a different kind of swing and people weren't really going, so...we went to Red Robin instead and I had a chicken burger.

Dee-light--ful.

On Wednesday, Amanda, Amanda, Ingrid, and I gave a presentation in Psych of the Intimate Relationship on what men find to be immediately attractive physical or evident characteristics in a woman. This, in the end, was the ideal.

She hasn't any unsightly body hair, shows herself to be sexually available (fishnets), is tan (under that dress), has a .7 waist-to-hip ratio, has a longer ring finger, shows that she has an active, healty lifestyle, gives other parties direct eyes and a smile, has symmetrical facial features (big eyes, prominant cheekbones, full lips, small nose), wears red, has long and healthy hair, and is about to ovulate.

I'd better write my Adult Psych response. Sad face.

Tyler and I will be married in less than three months. Happy face.